A Teacher's Bet
Little Tommy was the quietest boy in school. He never answered any questions but his homework was always quite excellent. If any one said anything to him he would simply nod, or shake his head. The staff thought he was shy and decided to do something to give him confidence.
"Tommy," said his teacher. "I've just bet Mrs. Smith $5 I can get you to say three words. You can have half."
Tommy looked at her and replied, "You lose."