High Steaks
A man walks into a butcher's shop and inquires of the butcher: "Are you a gambling man?"
The butcher says "Yes".
The man replies, "I bet you $50 that you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging on the hooks up there."
The butcher says "I'm not betting on that."
"But I thought you were a gambling man" the man retorts.
"Yes, I am" says the butcher "but the steaks are too high."
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